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French Cheesecake…real or not? March 6, 2009

Posted by Umph in All about me, Updates.
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Good evening, Umphulump, your on-scene reporter here. I’m currently interviewing Dr.Doodle’s brother, Charles Pupson, once again. He has some important news you might all like…and hate….

  • Umphulump: So, I hear you’re currently studying desserts.
  • Charles Pupson: That’s correct! Our newest focus is cheesecake.
  • Umphulump: (Stares at Charles suspiciously)Cheesecake?? You’re studying…cheescake?
  • Charles Pupson:Yes. See, my scientist unit has been vigorously testing cheesecake from around the world. Our French sample proved to be made of rubber.

There you have it. Believe it or not, French cheesecake is made of rubber. So take a minute to absorb that, because those 25¢ bouncy balls are made of the same stuff cheesecake is. Good night, I’m Umphulump. WARNING: DO NOT TRUST THIS BROADCAST. FRENCH CHEESECAKE IS ENTIRELY REAL.

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Comments»

1. michf98 - March 6, 2009

ha ur funnehh 😛

2. tulipisbffwithemily - March 7, 2009

That’s so not true funny though! 😛

3. horselover1089 - March 7, 2009

uh…….ew!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE FRENCH CHEESECAKE!

4. horselover1089 - March 7, 2009

NOW I KNOW IM EATING RUBBER?????

5. StarandWiifan - July 22, 2009

DuH iTs ReAl…why does Charles think not? FRENCH CHEESECAKE IZ MEH BEST FRIEND…NEXT 2 GLUTEN-FREE PANCAKES….

from a crazy, french cheesecake loving, 30-year-old bear who hacked this account: StarandWiifan

6. StarandWiifan - July 22, 2009

WHAT THE HECK??? a 30-year-old bear has been hacking my account? jeez.

~Raz0rEdge~


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