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When Bubbles Attack! March 11, 2009

Posted by Umph in Random.
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NOTE: Now we’ll be doing this thing called chain posts. Each post will have something to do with the last post, whether you realize it or not! OK, our last post was about aliens, right? People always know what to do during an alien attack; hide in the basement, call the military blah blah blah. But what will happen when…Bubbles…attack?!?! None of those idiotic military guys can even IMAGINE the horrific Holocaust bubbles will bring! Man, it’ll be pure awfulness! There will be bubbles everywhere! In the bathtub, in the white-house, IN THE WHITE HOUSEBATHTUB!!! So what WILL you do when these awful bubbles attempt to put an end to life as we know it? Well, I have the answer:

  1. First, get indoors.
  2. Guard your house will a fan, bubbles hate those. And close your windows.
  3. Get in a closet.
  4. Begin to sing ”Santaria” by Sublime in an off key tune.
  5. The bubbles will retreat and pop.

Bringing you your helpful tips of preparation when anything attacks, I’m Umphulump.

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1. michf98 - March 12, 2009

:mrgreen: ok!


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