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Am I a Witch?! June 28, 2009

Posted by Umph in Random.
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Aah!!! In Salem, they used to hang and/or burn Witches alive!! I’m not a Witch, though. Watch. *Grabs broom, tries to fly, doesn’t* I don’t have a black cat! *Holds up dog* See? *Dog pulls nose off* Keep your muzzle on, Fluffy, don’t blow our secret! AND, I don’t know how to make a potion! Lizard tails and bat wings; dead decaying bird sings! *Nothing happens* And vela, I am not a witch! Applause! *Cricket, cricket* Clap, or I’ll turn you all into toads! *Clap clap clap* See how innocent I am?



1. michf98 - June 28, 2009


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