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Trapped in the bedroom July 14, 2010

Posted by Umph in Day summaries, Funny.
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Warning: The following is a dramatization of true events. Be warned that some of this may be frightening to younger viewers as the imagery is graphic.

Hello, viewers. It’s currently 12:30. About half an hour ago, I went through a difficult ordeal. I was being held hostage. By…my baby sister. See, I was minding my own buisness, just using my computer. When my sister enters the room. Slam. The doors are closed, my fate is sealed.

I looked over to see my open closet door clicked together with my half-open front door. My heart was racing as I sprang for the door. I wrapped my fingers around the knob and yanked. It was stuck! ”Addy!” I cried. That’s when Addy whacked me with a lamp and it all went dark…

I awoke five minutes later and I was hand-cuffed to a chair. A glazed look in her eyes indicated how fierce she was feeling. She snarled, ”where is it?” ”Where is what?” I asked.

”The amulate.” She paced back and forth. ”Exuse me, I have to pee.” My sister walked for the door, only to realize it was stuck. Then, she scooted a towel over and peed on that. Gross.

Finally, after minutes of intense interrogation, my brother heard my cries of terror. He busted in the door and arrested Addy, and I was safe!

Okay, so that did really happen. Maybe not the part with the lamp and the handcuffs, but we were locked in and Addy did pee on a towel. My brother also had to run and bust open the door! Sayonara now.

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1. _!*~Ana_wuz_hurr~*!_ - - July 14, 2010

lol thats really funny 🙂

2. Kooki00 - July 14, 2010

Lmaoo Emma u make me laugh! xD HELP NASTASSIA GOIN RAPE ME!

3. Sweethearts23 - July 15, 2010

lol

4. RAZOR - July 18, 2010

0_0 Your sister peeing on a towel? I thought undressing the American Girl was bad, but this? lol

I AM DA CHEESE. I AM DA BEST CHARECTER ON THIS SHOW. I AM BETTER THAN BOTH THE SALAMI AND THE BALONEY COMBINED.
Sorry. By looking at your avatar I HAD to say that. XD


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