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Umphulump Alert™

Welcome to the odd world of an Umphulump. Umphulumps are very complicated and discombobulated people, and no one seems to understand. So I offer you these warnings.

  1. Do not call an Umphulump a know-it-all, because we are and we do not need assurance.
  2. Compliments will do no affect.
  3. Lying near an Umphulump is like trying to escape a rhino, we will always catch you.
  4. Rudeness to an Umphulump is suicide.
  5. Never ask an Umphulump too many questions.
  6. You WILL know when you have angered an Umphulump.
  7. Don’t argue.
  8. If you suspect you are venturing in a U.A.A(Umphulump alert area)bring an orange or a cherry, those are our weaknesses.

Go ahead, but heed my warning, next time you encounter an Umphulump, be prepared…..



1. ::Brett:: - January 24, 2009

Ump, by chance do you mean Oompa Loompas from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory? Srry, no compliment… 😆 Get it? Lol JK!

2. umphulump55 - January 24, 2009

No. i just mean people like me! this is how u say my name. Um-foo-lump

3. bob - January 26, 2009


4. Caligirl998♪☼♥♫ - January 26, 2009

But what if we dont have an orange or a cherry? :O!

~Cali 😀 LOL!

5. umphulump55 - January 26, 2009

Then ask us to spell disease. And bob, thank you.

6. Caligirl998♪☼♥♫ - January 26, 2009

Ok thanks ump.

7. Greeno - February 6, 2009

This is not a very cool blog… JK! lol

8. Greeno - February 6, 2009

maybe JK

9. Greeno - February 7, 2009

know it all…

10. weirdo - October 23, 2009

i heard that soap is like kryptonite to a umphulump

11. kooki00 - October 29, 2009

funny page 3m! Ty SO much 4 defending m3! Your da BEST! =)

12. omggirl100 - December 20, 2009

umphlump…..ha its funny bc it sounds wrong(giggles) omg! am i like a umphulump. bc oranges are def. tasty and i luv them. There totally my weakness

13. omggirl100 - December 20, 2009


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