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Trapped in the bedroom July 14, 2010

Posted by Umph in Day summaries, Funny.
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Warning: The following is a dramatization of true events. Be warned that some of this may be frightening to younger viewers as the imagery is graphic.

Hello, viewers. It’s currently 12:30. About half an hour ago, I went through a difficult ordeal. I was being held hostage. By…my baby sister. See, I was minding my own buisness, just using my computer. When my sister enters the room. Slam. The doors are closed, my fate is sealed.

I looked over to see my open closet door clicked together with my half-open front door. My heart was racing as I sprang for the door. I wrapped my fingers around the knob and yanked. It was stuck! ”Addy!” I cried. That’s when Addy whacked me with a lamp and it all went dark…

I awoke five minutes later and I was hand-cuffed to a chair. A glazed look in her eyes indicated how fierce she was feeling. She snarled, ”where is it?” ”Where is what?” I asked.

”The amulate.” She paced back and forth. ”Exuse me, I have to pee.” My sister walked for the door, only to realize it was stuck. Then, she scooted a towel over and peed on that. Gross.

Finally, after minutes of intense interrogation, my brother heard my cries of terror. He busted in the door and arrested Addy, and I was safe!

Okay, so that did really happen. Maybe not the part with the lamp and the handcuffs, but we were locked in and Addy did pee on a towel. My brother also had to run and bust open the door! Sayonara now.


Happy 4th of July, Americans! July 4, 2010

Posted by Umph in All about me, Holidays.
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DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU! Happy 4th of July, Americans!

If you’re not from America, I’m sorry, but this isn’t directed to you lol xD So what’s up people? Please tell me about your Independence day plans. I’m going to see some HUGE fireworks tonight, and I’ll bring my camera to take pictures and videos of the spectacular explosions. What are you guys planning to do? Anyone having cookouts or fireworks or whatever? Please share!

And not only is this Independence day, it’s also the first day of Session 1 at camp! I’m not going to this session, but this marks exactly two weeks until I do go. Since I was supposed to share something ”campy” with you last time and I stupidly forgot, I think I’ll share two things. First off, the lyrics to one of my favorite camp songs.

Well I hopped around the corner, and I hopped around the block

And I hopped right in to a donut shop

And I picked up a donut, and I wiped off the grease

And I handed the lady a five cent piece

Well she looked at the nickel and she looked at me

And she said ”this nickel is no good to me

there’s a whole in the middle, I can see it right through”

And I said ”there’s a whole in the donut too.

Thanks for the donut, so long!”

Yay! Encore! Whoo! Okay here’s something else I’d like to share. It’s a map of all my camp’s cabins that I ”made” using Google Earth and Paint. You can click to enlarge it. Lily Pad, the mini-camp (5 day) cabin was the first one I lived in. Then for two week sessions, I moved into Tarpey which is the youngest campers. Last year I was in Shangri-La, and I believe I’ll be there this year. You have to be at least 12 to get into Rainbow, the neighboring cabin. OMG I just realized I forgot Whispering Pines 😦 Sorry Whispering. Well White House is the LIT (Leader-in-training) cabin and the oldest campers. Boat-House are the seniors who are the next oldest. It goes around clockwise by age, starting with Tarpey and ending with White House. Okay so here’s another map I made showing all our camp activities.

This is a map of our camp activities (again, click to enlarge it). I cut off some of camp because the only activity is horseback riding and that’s neigh out there. Hee hee I made a funny. The field we just use for an assortment of sports like tag or dodgeball or whatever. Music+Drama is a huge barn that’s actually really cool. Well, If you excuse all the beatles that like scuttling across the floor 😉

Okay, well, it’s time for me to say Peace! Peace!

Clay palm tree June 30, 2010

Posted by Umph in All about me, Random, Uncategorized.
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In the words of Grover from Sesame Street, ”hello movers and groovers!”

How’s everyone doing on this fine Summer day? Well, at least for me it’s Summer. Maybe where you’re reading it, it’s Winter O_o So, I’d like to give a shout-out to my dear online friend, Bbfreeze of http://bbfreeze.com/ who I have been talking with frequently. We both share a secret and we openely told one another, so thank you for being a good listener!

Off line, I have just came back from the doctor’s office, I had a camp check-up and the results will go to my camp. So, I’m perfectly healthy and all. However, I had to get three painful shots. In my upper arm, nearly on my shoulder. It hurt so badly and the needles were huge! My arms are really sore now and I can only use my hands to type this. My mom had to help me get changed they hurt so bad.

I also have good news, I’m starting a different type of website. An ”adopt-a-pet” site will be open very soon! I’ll notify you when it’s ready, which should be in less than a week. I’ve also been working on this Paint.Net drawing, it’s the cover of the ring 2, which I drew myself. I didn’t even look at the original, I just drew from memory. Here’s the original:

Here’s mine (the gradient in the o was a special touch):

Well, I’ve got to go! See you all l8er!

Time flies when you’re having fun! June 27, 2010

Posted by Umph in All about me, Funny.
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Oh my, my. I’m so super sorry for leaving you guys all un-updated!

Summer has started, so I’ve been spending most of my time out enjoying the great weather with my friends swimming and playing. Yes, it’s a good excuse. I have a life…don’t I? Well, that’s not the matter. SCHOOL WAS OUT on June 17th. I’m definately gonna miss my friends, but hey, I’ll deal with them next year :] Anyway here are some pics of summer so far for me! *Click to enlarge*

Me in my backyard

''Whatchu' lookin at, foo?''

The lovely tree with the fungus

Me torturing my sister


 Like I was saying before, I’ve had three out-of-school meetings with my pals. I shall list them! (Wait, I wasn’t saying that earlier. It was something about pretzels…) 

  1. Thursday 6/17, when school ended. Martin came home with me (whoa, not like that) and we went swimming at my house! Then we met up with Anthony and played in his backyard until Kyra arrived. Then Martin, Kyra, Anthony and I went swimming more, ate, then hung out, then swam more (Is that even a word? Swam?). Martin went home so Kyra got to hang out with the neighbors and I until she left.
  2. Saturday 6/19, Angie’s birthday party! I got to see most of my friends at the Bowling Alley, including Martin and Kyra who I hadn’t seen in fourty-eight hours! Can you believe that?? Yeah, so it was Angie’s 12th birthday. Joseph, Jonathan, Kyra, Martin and Angie’s cousin were there. Joe, Jonathan and I played two games (I won the second, Jonathan won the first).  Then we played at the arcade and I won playing cards! Then we had pizza, soda and cake.

    Me and the birthday girl! (And Joe's lovely scalp and hand to the left)

  3. Saturday 6/19, after the party we went to the movies! Later, after getting the a-okay from my folks, Martin picked me up for the movies (god, I don’t like him like that!). His mom dropped us off, and we got tickets to see Toy Story 3. Joe and Angie met up with us, and then Dan randomly came. We got our food and watched the movie! It was SO good, but I’m giving any spoilers! I almost cried at one point and almost peed my pants at another. Then when it was over we couldn’t find Martin’s mom in the parking lot, so he suggested we walk home?? Finally she came and that was that.

Yes, so that was my summer so far. I still have Camp! Camp starts on the 18th of July. Starting with my next post, in honor of camp, I will post something camp-themed each post. So whether it be a song from camp, a memory, a craft, etc. Ta-ta for now!

QUESTION: Which summer picture do you like best?

Almost at 50,000 hits! June 5, 2010

Posted by Umph in All about me, To my fans...
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Hello people and animals. Well, today, I decided to check our views like I do every day. And I made a shocking discovery: We’re almost to 50,000 hits! Thank you to everyone who’s commenting and visiting and what-not, we couldn’t have done it without you. So, in about 900 more visits [which I’m sure we can accomplish, I eat hits for breakfast xD] we’ll be at 50,000.

In other great news, I’ll be going to Kyra’s party/sleepover in a few hours! I can’t wait. Kyra said it might rain, but I’m bringing my bathing suit and towel just in case Kyra’s mediocre weather predictions fail, haha. Oh you know I love you Kyra, I’m only kidding. Soooo…Yeah. The party starts at 2:00 EST so in like, 4 hours. Tee hee I can’t wait!!!

Well, I have to leave now to do something important which I forgot but doesn’t involve posting anything. Okay, bye.