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Weird Things to do in the Mall

Credit to Mechelle99 and Cstarr with awesome sites!

  1. Ride a cart around.
  2. Steal a cart from one store and park it in another store.
  3. Go into ”Hot Topic” dressed in a pink frilly dress and demand a refund on ”Barbie and the Diamond Castle”.
  4. Walk around the mall dressed in a wonzie from the ”Baby Gap”.
  5. Be the most UN-careful and precarious person in an store selling expensive and fragile things.
  6. Randomly hit someone with a rubber chicken. Repeat.
  7. Don’t wanna pay for your lamp? Whack the clerk with it and run.
  8. Make a store up in your head and ask a clerk where it is. IE: ”Do you know where I can find ‘Schmikles’ in this mall?”
  9. Change with the stall door open.
  10. Dump a chocolate shake and a cup of lemonade on the bathroom floor.
  11. Tape a sign to your back. IE: ”For Sale” or ”Under construction.”
  12. Go up to every male you see and ask ”are you Ashton Kutcher?”
  13. Ask random people for autographs.
  14. Throw and un-paid for object out the door and set the alarm off.
  15. Ask a clerk for a job. Don’t show up the next day. Repeat.
  16. Scare people by talking to an inanimate object.
  17. If you set any alarm off, scream really loud or throw your hands up and get on the ground.
  18. Go up to a security guard and say: ” I’m here to turn myself in. I passed a stop light on my way here.”
  19. Tell someone ”I’m a traveling pickle salesmen. Dill or sliced?”
  20. Go to the shoe store and say this: ”Hello. I need to buy some shoes for my friend, Ronald McDonald. Do you have any 100’s in men?”
  21. Release all the pets in a pet store.
  22. If anyone offers you a free sample, bite it, then spit it out and go ”Blech!!! This is terrible!”
  23. Wear a costume from the costume store and scare little children.
  24. Claim you are a C.I.A agent, get into the security room, and scream on the intercom.
  25. Build a Bear. Give it to a random person.
  26. Hand out fliers telling people about some fake event. I.e: Come to the main entrance on March 10th for the first annual Tennis Ball convention!

That’s all for now! I recommend you not to do any of these things, unless you want in to a prison cell. I got this idea from Mechelle99 and Cstarr! Click the names!

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1. Mechelle99 - February 4, 2009

Thx for giving me credit! Of couse and the Panic Button!( For anyone whho dosnt know the pnci button is cstarrs website plus, its no csstar.wordpress.com, its http://cstarr.wordpress.com

2. horselover1089 - February 6, 2009

hey i did 22, 5, 7, 20 and 3 before i saw this.

3. umphulump55 - February 6, 2009

LOL!! That’s hilarious!

4. Mechelle99 - February 14, 2009

Lumpy! You spelled the website rong!
is cstarr!

5. Mechelle99 - February 19, 2009

Luuuuumppppppy!!!!!!! YOU SPELLED THE WEBSITE RONG!!! Its cstarr!!! not csstar!!

6. umphulump55 - February 19, 2009

ok! ok! i fixed it!

7. Becci - February 19, 2009

hi umphulump! thx for the gravitar advice u gave me awhile ago! i made 1! it’s coolio! also… um… well, i’m feeling nice today, so HI EVERYONE ELSE!
lol, just kiddin. i’m not THAT mean 😉

8. TINkERBELL - February 19, 2009

I would SO do #3&13 if i wanted 2 look like a retard lol, jk but i would totally do 3 & 13!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!

9. michf98 - March 2, 2009

I’m gunna do some of theese 😛

10. horselover1089 - March 2, 2009

i did a LOT more last time I wuz at the mall! I DID.:.:.:.:.:.:.:

Ride a cart around.

Steal a cart from one store and park it in another store.

Go into ”Hot Topic” dressed in a pink frilly dress and demand a refund on ”Barbie and the Diamond Castle”.

Walk around the mall dressed in a wonzie from the ”Baby Gap”.

Be the most UN-careful and precarious person in an store selling expensive and fragile things.

Randomly hit someone with a rubber chicken. Repeat.

Don’t wanna pay for your lamp? Whack the clerk with it and run.

Make a store up in your head and ask a clerk where it is. IE: ”Do you know where I can find ‘Schmikles’ in this mall?”

Dump a chocolate shake and a cup of lemonade on the bathroom floor.

Ask random people for autographs.
Throw and un-paid for object out the door and set the alarm off.

If you set any alarm off, scream really loud or throw your hands up and get on the ground.

Go up to a security guard and say: ” I’m here to turn myself in. I passed a stop light on my way here.”

Tell someone ”I’m a traveling pickle salesmen. Dill or sliced?”

Go to the shoe store and say this: ”Hello. I need to buy some shoes for my friend, Ronald McDonald. Do you have any 100’s in men?”

Release all the pets in a pet store.

If anyone offers you a free sample, bite it, then spit it out and go ”Blech!!! This is terrible!”

Claim you are a C.I.A agent, get into the security room, and scream on the intercom.

Build a Bear. Give it to a random person
.
Hand out fliers telling people about some fake event. I.e: Come to the main entrance on March 10th for the first annual Tennis Ball convention!

11. Mechelle99 - March 2, 2009

WOW HL! Thats alot.:P

12. me - March 7, 2009

i did 15 today

13. horselover1089 - March 7, 2009

ikr

14. dynamite11 - March 14, 2009

lol, its a onsie, not wonzie

15. umphulump55 - March 14, 2009

O i knew i spelt it wrong!

16. JacksonZ - July 9, 2009

that last ones kinda funny. i wanna do that, haha

17. haleylauren - July 22, 2009

Ive done #s
1
2
5
8
9
16
17
22

hahaha i really want to do # 26. Come to the annual peanut butter turtle race!

18. jorjeea - September 14, 2009

LOL! xD could i copy this and give u credit plz? i promise i will (:

19. daniel mauney - January 7, 2010

number 4 is my favorite


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