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Random facts

Here are some odd facts! LOL I made them all by myself so DON’T U THINK ABOUT COPYING ANY OF THEM!!

  1. The average pair of swimming goggles won’t fit on an Elephant 😀
  2. You can easily find things under your bed if you use a flashlight
  3. Blackle is more Earth friendly than Google. Why? Go find out!
  4. You can defeat anyone/thing with a pair of underwear and a plunger. 😀
  5. Carrots are healthy 😀
  6. Worms don’t have eyes….or do they 😯
  7. Chuck Norris froze time, beat up Tom Cruise, took a dump in his microwave, took a beer, and left.
  8. Babies shouldn’t play with knives
  9. Never leave a dog home alone with a telephone and the Pizza Hut Menu 😀
  10. Bunnies are younger rabbits
  11. Kimbo Slice threatned to jump Chuck Norris. A few seconds later Kimbo Slice was in a coma.Spider Man wouldn’t save my turtle from a burning building 😦
  12. Chuck Norris never has nightmares. He scares them away.
  13. The ACTUAL Mr.Six is hiding in an abandoned Colombian coal mine 😀
  14. Chester Cheetah eats Wildebeests :S
  15. Chuck Norris can nail Jell-O  to a tree*
  16. Munchkins are made when donuts are murdered 😀
  17. Shop lifters can steal grand pianos in their large trench coats :0
  18. Bubbles sting people in the eyes 😀
  19. Pie charts are made of 99.9% pie 😀
  20. Chuck Norris does not take insults. He takes answers.
  21. Birds are plotting against every flying vehicle 😀
  22. The Fortress if Solitude can only be infiltrated by cockroaches 😀
  23. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door*
  24. Dogs can bite
  25. Pie is a fun food to push in your friends face
  26.  Ferrets Bite
  27. Jump ropes can be murder weapons.
  28. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ beard. Only another fist*
  29. Chuck Norris invited himself to my birthday party.
  30. Parents say don’t talk to strangers because there afraid that the strangers are better than them.
  31. The reason Chuck Norris has hair is because his scalp is afraid of him.
  32. Chuck Norris laughed at death*
  33. Chuck Norris can tie his shoe laces in his sleep.
  34. There was no such thing as the civil war. Chuck Norris freed all the slaves with a round-house kick.
  35. Chuck Norris didn’t loose his car keys. They are hiding from him.
  36. Chuck Norris doesn’t need to drive. He just needs sneakers.
  37. The reasons toilets get clogged is because there are people hiding in there. People who have questioned Chuck Norris.
  38. Chuck Norris never tires out.
  39. Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.*
  40. Chuck Norris can bring a horse to water and make him drink*
  41. A game of patty cake is just an oppurtunity to kill for Chuck Norris.
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Comments»

1. Mechelle99 - February 23, 2009

Moremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremore

2. Mechelle99 - February 26, 2009

lol number 20 is true

3. kinzlover88 - February 28, 2009

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAH

😆 🙂 😛 😀 🙂 😉 😆 😛 😀 😉 :mrgreen: 😉 🙂 😛 😀

~Kinzlover88

4. michf98 - March 2, 2009

Can’t think of any. 😦 BUT, # 4, 8, 11, 12, 13, and 20 are awesome 🙂

5. umphulump55 - March 2, 2009

THNX! kara made one of those though..

6. Mechelle99 - March 2, 2009

CAN I MAKE ONE??!!?

7. umphulump55 - March 2, 2009

sure!! its open to all the workers 😀

8. Mechelle99 - March 2, 2009

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAA I LOVE YOU

9. kara234 - March 2, 2009

do my thing with the letters

10. Mechelle99 - March 2, 2009

What letters?

11. kara234 - March 2, 2009

THAT like ^&6237 thing

12. Mechelle99 - March 2, 2009

oh ok lol

13. shyshy6510 - April 12, 2009

😆 Babies shouldn’t play with knives!
Shy

14. 15angel7 (Annie) - April 23, 2009

Funny 😆

15. hannahgirl - May 11, 2009

that is so cool i want a site just like urs your soooooooooooooooooo cool thnx for being so awesome

16. jman9419 - June 28, 2009

Chuck Norris..Chuck Norris..is he like ur boyfriend? lol

17. hannahgirl88 - June 28, 2009

sorry i waws just woundering since it is inportant for this page…..WHO IS CHUCK NORRIS?

18. Tinkerbell - July 30, 2009

google wont search for chuck norris because it knows u dont find chuck norris chuck norris finds you! lol

19. hannahgirl88 - July 30, 2009

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. all from chucknorrisfacts.com

20. Kooki00 - May 30, 2010

I’m now VERY afraid of chuck norris. 😳

21. Kooki00 - July 19, 2010

0.0 Chuck Norris…


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