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Weird things to do in a school cafeteria

  1. Throw yourself off the bench and scream, ”it’s alive!”
  2. While eating pizza, rip off the pepperoni and stick them on random people.
  3. Go around asking people if you can have an item of food that isn’t available. For example, if its pizza day, say ”Can I have your taco?”
  4. Make disgusting concoctions on your tray by mixing milk, fruit, etc.
  5. Walk up to someone you don’t know and say, ”there’s a hair in your meatloaf.” Even if they don’t have meatloaf.
  6. Repeat #5 but say, ”my face is in your meatloaf.” And if they say, ”what?”, shove your face in their food.
  7. Bring a blender and randomly puree fruit.
  8. If you have a sandwich, get up and sing, ”IT’S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!” Really loud.
  9. While people have their backs turned or are not at their table, mix up people’s food.
  10. Go up to someone random and say, ”would you like my tray?” No matter what their answer is, give them your tray.
  11. Shove an entire milk carton in your mouth and chew.
  12. Announce, ”I have to use the bathroom.” Then pick up a bottle.
  13. Hand out fliers saying, ”LOST food. Last scene in my mouth. Please notify me if you spot my food.”
  14. If someone gives you some food, chew it happily. Then go ”EEEEEW!” and spit it out.


1. Kooki00 - May 30, 2010

Ive done 3,4,8,14! x) Hehehe! xD

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