Adopt a digi-dog at Kota’s Puppies! July 2, 2010Posted by Umph in Uncategorized.
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KOTA puppies is a new site I just opened where you can ”adopt” your own adorable puppy. Go to http://kotaspuppies.wordpress.com/ that’s http://kotaspuppies.wordpress.com/ A KOTA kitten site will be available as well, soon.
New blog! Unsure if I will still be using this one… August 28, 2010Posted by Umph in Uncategorized.
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Hi, to all you blog visitors. It’s been really fun on here, but I started a newblog.
If you like this one, you most definately will like this new one. It’s much better. So I’m unsure to whether I will keep using this one. But in the mean time, visit Leave Wiggle Room, my new (and improved) blog.
Trapped in the bedroom July 14, 2010Posted by Umph in Day summaries, Funny.
Tags: fake, Funny, graphic, hostage, joke, pee, story
Warning: The following is a dramatization of true events. Be warned that some of this may be frightening to younger viewers as the imagery is graphic.
Hello, viewers. It’s currently 12:30. About half an hour ago, I went through a difficult ordeal. I was being held hostage. By…my baby sister. See, I was minding my own buisness, just using my computer. When my sister enters the room. Slam. The doors are closed, my fate is sealed.
I looked over to see my open closet door clicked together with my half-open front door. My heart was racing as I sprang for the door. I wrapped my fingers around the knob and yanked. It was stuck! ”Addy!” I cried. That’s when Addy whacked me with a lamp and it all went dark…
I awoke five minutes later and I was hand-cuffed to a chair. A glazed look in her eyes indicated how fierce she was feeling. She snarled, ”where is it?” ”Where is what?” I asked.
”The amulate.” She paced back and forth. ”Exuse me, I have to pee.” My sister walked for the door, only to realize it was stuck. Then, she scooted a towel over and peed on that. Gross.
Finally, after minutes of intense interrogation, my brother heard my cries of terror. He busted in the door and arrested Addy, and I was safe!
Okay, so that did really happen. Maybe not the part with the lamp and the handcuffs, but we were locked in and Addy did pee on a towel. My brother also had to run and bust open the door! Sayonara now.
My decision… July 11, 2010Posted by Umph in Uncategorized.
Well. I only got four comments on that last post. So here is my decision… (more…)
Things coming to the end of the road…? July 9, 2010Posted by Umph in Uncategorized.
Tags: Quitting, razor edge, sad
Hello visitors. If there are any. You may not understand, but I’m addicted to the computer! I’m on here for hours a day, and most of those hours I spend making my site better. I work really hard with the site’s appearance, pages, updates, etc. but no one has shown any type of ”gratitude” when it comes to visiting. This week we’ve had 150 visits and only three comments. Seriously guys?
Thank you Razor Edge, who has made those last three comments -_- How come no one visits anymore? I feel like I’m getting the bad end of the deal here, because I’m working my butt of while no one is even looking at what I’ve posted! I know, I know, blogging is supposed to be fun-And it was-Until people stopped coming. I know hits aren’t all what matters but wouldn’t it be nice if SOMEONE visited? Because I’m not having any fun uselessly updating.
So I’d like to make a deal here. At least five comments be made on this post-or I’ll be quitting (for a few weeks at least), cause I have much more fun and important things going on in my life than to work for nothing.
Massive heat-wave July 6, 2010Posted by Umph in Uncategorized.
Tags: celebrities, Celebrity Blunders, food, Funny, hot, Kanye West, lol, poster, weather
Oh my God I am melting.
Right now temperatures in my part of the U.S are sky-rocketing, my state’s temp. is 100 f (37.7 c) And I feel like dying.
I’ve been downing those half-pint Poland Springs and I’m about to have some frozen yogurt (literally. I took a Danimals Crush-Cup and popped it in the freezer a while ago). I’ve also been sitting in front of the air conditioner 😉
I’m blaming the heat wave on Rapper and new social pariah, Kanye West. Click to enlarge (his ego)
So that poster brings me to my next subject, I shall be making my page dedicated to celebrity blunders. I call it, celebrity blunders 😀 Bye bye now.